January 2012
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Poor Phraser: King of Cunnilingus →
poorphraser:
I’m the king of cunnilingus.
I’m Lawrence of a labia.
I’m an invitation card – do you want to come?
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I’m a shower head in human form.
An avid reader of clitorature.
The girls call me Santa Jaws
Cos every day is Christmas day
You won’t come once a year.
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I’m like the band on the Titanic
No matter how wet it gets
I keep on playing
And like any good shipwreck
When I...
where-dreamsgo asked: "So I will share it with the world, because the only other things I have to offer are carbon dioxide and body heat and nobody cares about those anymore." I CARE ABOUT YOUR BODY HEAT & CARBON DIOXIDE <3
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You exist to me wholly, but the only way I can show you to the world is if I turn you into a dream…
“It’s very interesting that one can talk to a person and laugh and be perfectly...”
– Anonymous (via xenium)
http://prosserspoems.tumblr.com/ →
follow follow follow! Tis my new blog :-)
fellatiojones asked: Im lying in bed, quivering from having talked to you for the first time in so long x
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9th and Hennepin
Well it’s Ninth and Hennepin All the doughnuts have names that sound like prostitutes And the moon’s teeth marks are on the sky Like a tarp thrown all over this And the broken umbrellas like dead birds And the steam comes out of the grill Like the whole goddamn town’s ready to blow… And the bricks are all scarred with jailhouse tattoos And everyone is behaving like...
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We are going to be an epic poem, you and me
One of these days the bombs will go off and you and me will find shelter in the underbellies, and we’ll come out and find that the world is barren and desolate and beautiful, just like our minds. We will rule our empire of cockroaches and Twinkies and deformed survivors, and make love every night on molten metal mattresses while we howl to the blue moon.
I have never been so excited for the...
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My friend is crying about onions
and I was on the phone with her and someone complained to a librarian and she just yelled at me. What the fuck is wrong with you, humanity? Jesus fucking Christ, these old wretched Newtonites fussing around because they can’t read the news website in utter silence. You stupid motherfuckers. I hope you all have heart attacks and aneurysms and I’m certain all your children loathe you...
